tides: lunchtrae: b8ke: omfG NKSLAHVD TRAE LJKFHSG
im so annoyed. I dont get why you bother asking for my opinion when you either ignore it or make fun of it-_- and then u tell me to look for stuff and and when i do you dont even bother looking in to it…wtfff… makes me sooooooo mad.
my brother trolled me wtf. i was getting on the...
heatles-fan631: lmao omg
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Walking out of a store after not buying anything... →
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Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
just-coasting-along: Bold what applies to you! I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly. I have many scars. I tan easily. (I am already tan) I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo.(i want more) I am self-consious about my body. I’ve have/had braces. I wear...
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys